*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* BLESS YOU ALL
Okay, here we go.
fustercluckoff (who has an excellent url, btw) took my idea and ran with it.
Let the games begin!
CGI Princesses + Seasons
- Elsa - Winter for ice magic
- Anna - Spring for thawing love
- Rapunzel - Summer for sun magic
- Merida - Autumn for change
I actually like this idea truly, rather than adding Elsa or Anna to the big 4 make one for all the awesome epic women. I am in this fandom for sure.
I SMELL ANOTHER FANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS GREAT COLLECTIVE
QUICK. SOMEONE COME UP WITH A NAME.
THE FOUR SEASONS
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut
She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god”and I was doing my nails right now and got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well
Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.
I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNINGWe were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair
YOU ARE MY HERO
Reblogging just for the caption.
UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry.
tbh this is the best thing on my dash
PLOT TWIST: we’re all time lords with our clocks scattered around the Universe, hidden by other species because we got too powerful and the Doctor is the only one that didn’t have his clock taken, so now he is trying to get us all to remember who we really are through a TV show
I need you to order lunch for ten people, prepare the meeting room for 10am and make sure there are some biscuits with the coffee. Try not screw up this time.
Oh my god, that’s Donna.
She’s not supposed to see me.
Oi, you, why are you hiding under the desk.
I’ve just dropped a pen, Miss Noble.
It’s Mrs. Temple-Noble. And I see no pen. So watch it.
Of course. Yes. Brilliant. Wonderful.
Bonkers. He’s bonkers.
I miss you so much.
Do you mean to say its offensive because they make it like losing your child as such a small thing ? I don’t understand any of your other reasoning about the plot twist lie thing, could you maybe re-word ?
I’m gonna be real with you Tumblr I don’t really feel like dredging up two and a half year old wank at this point, everything that ever needed to be said about s6 has been said by now
But in sum: mystical pregnancies are fucking terrible do not write them, it’s fucking gross that the Doctor was constantly pregnancy testing Amy without her knowledge or consent, it’s grosser that he knew there was something wrong and that she had been kidnapped and didn’t tell her, it’s terrible that Amy was kidnapped, forced to give birth, had her baby stolen and barely was given any time at all in the text to grieve or respond to this happening, Rory too lost his child and gives lITERALLY NO SHITS AT ALL??? he doesn’t even get the cursory 2 or 3 lines amy does in other episodes he just Does Not Care, it’s terrible that River’s entire life from conception to death was masterminded to be about the Doctor in one way or another, it’s terrible that River was abused and brainwashed for years and no one really cares because she was their childhood friend we’d never heard of before, I hate that River was given lines like “I’ll suffer more than the entire universe if I have to kill you”, I hate every part of it
“A lie is not a twist" is a line from Bob’s Burgers, but the point is that telling your audience blatantly one thing and then going "just kidding" isn’t a twist, it’s a lie. Having the Doctor die in 6x01 and saying "it really is the Doctor, really, I swear to god, it is not a clone or duplicate or anyhting" and then in episode thirteen going "haha it is a clone or duplicate!! we fooled you!" is not a twist, it is explicitly lying to your audience and going back on it. It’s not clever, it’s terrible writing.
Jonna’s favorite parts of Twisted: Part I (Dream a little Harder & I Steal Everything) ♛
But today could be the day I finally make a difference
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
“Stop saying that!”
When I taught sixth grade, after standardized testing was done, the school was going to show Harry Potter 4 over the closed circuit as a treat. Every kid I had had either seen it or wasn’t allowed to (those kids went to the library). So I showed them Princess Bride instead, which I had in my truck. Of the 120 kids, only 1 had ever seen it. I’d never seen the kids so pumped up. The all-boys class, generally packed with kids the administration thought of as disruptive or inattentive, all stood up as one during this scene, howling and clapping after previously shouting “no” when it looked like Inigo wasn’t going to make it. Best movie viewing experience of my whole life.